Post by The Chaomasta on Jul 7, 2006 20:21:23 GMT -5
Host: Chaoko, Neutral Chaos Chao
Chaoko: "Hello, and welcome to CHAO FEAR FACTOR!"
Onyx: "Uh Oh..."
Martin: "Ooog."
Rimmer: "Wait, I need to check what the deductable is on my Insurance Policy..."
Yigghes: "Yeah, don't rush my will."
Rimmer: "Hopefully we won't die..."
Chaoko: "Hopefully. All right! Let's Get to the CHALLENGE!"
Today you'll row a WOODEN boat through irradiated, piranah infested sludge, with Volcan Cannons shooting DIRECTLY at the fragile hull of the boat, while in the final stretch, you'll be bombarded by Nukes! ARE YOU READY? (*muttering* To die?)"
Yigghes: "No."
Onyx: "Good thing i've been fed pheonixes..."
Martin: "Eating birds won't make you immortal."
Rimmer: "Rebirth from the ashes, Martin"
Martin: "Oh..."
* * *
Chaoko: "All right, GET READY TO ROW!"
Martin: "Hi, fishy!"
Onyx: "NO, MAR-"
*CHOMP!*
Onyx: *sigh* "Never mind..."
Yigghes: "Hey, let's GO!"
Onyx: "I'll Go when I want to."
Yigghes: "ARRRRRRRRGH!"
Onyx: "Fine, but you have to let me sing."
Yigges: "I'd rather die, but considering we're about to...Ok."
Onyx: "Row, row, row your bo- HEY! WHERE'S RIMMER?!?"
Yigghes: *Looking at something unrecognizable lying in the hull of the boat* "Yuck. You don't want to-*BARF*-(Sorry.)know."
Onyx: "Hey! The Final Stretch!"
Yigghes: "Yeah. Nukes."
*Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!*
Chaoko: "We have a winner!"
Onyx: "But I didn't finish..."
Chaoko: "Yeah... but you're the only one left.
Onyx: "What? Where's Yi"- *looks at a pile of ashes on the boat*
"Oh..."
Chaoko: "Here's your prize... 1,000,000 Dollars! That's all for now! Tune in next time for more! NOW GET LOST!!!
Make up your own Chao Fear Factor episode here! (Remember to tell me who's host...)
Chaoko: "Hello, and welcome to CHAO FEAR FACTOR!"
Onyx: "Uh Oh..."
Martin: "Ooog."
Rimmer: "Wait, I need to check what the deductable is on my Insurance Policy..."
Yigghes: "Yeah, don't rush my will."
Rimmer: "Hopefully we won't die..."
Chaoko: "Hopefully. All right! Let's Get to the CHALLENGE!"
Today you'll row a WOODEN boat through irradiated, piranah infested sludge, with Volcan Cannons shooting DIRECTLY at the fragile hull of the boat, while in the final stretch, you'll be bombarded by Nukes! ARE YOU READY? (*muttering* To die?)"
Yigghes: "No."
Onyx: "Good thing i've been fed pheonixes..."
Martin: "Eating birds won't make you immortal."
Rimmer: "Rebirth from the ashes, Martin"
Martin: "Oh..."
* * *
Chaoko: "All right, GET READY TO ROW!"
Martin: "Hi, fishy!"
Onyx: "NO, MAR-"
*CHOMP!*
Onyx: *sigh* "Never mind..."
Yigghes: "Hey, let's GO!"
Onyx: "I'll Go when I want to."
Yigghes: "ARRRRRRRRGH!"
Onyx: "Fine, but you have to let me sing."
Yigges: "I'd rather die, but considering we're about to...Ok."
Onyx: "Row, row, row your bo- HEY! WHERE'S RIMMER?!?"
Yigghes: *Looking at something unrecognizable lying in the hull of the boat* "Yuck. You don't want to-*BARF*-(Sorry.)know."
Onyx: "Hey! The Final Stretch!"
Yigghes: "Yeah. Nukes."
*Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!*
Chaoko: "We have a winner!"
Onyx: "But I didn't finish..."
Chaoko: "Yeah... but you're the only one left.
Onyx: "What? Where's Yi"- *looks at a pile of ashes on the boat*
"Oh..."
Chaoko: "Here's your prize... 1,000,000 Dollars! That's all for now! Tune in next time for more! NOW GET LOST!!!
Make up your own Chao Fear Factor episode here! (Remember to tell me who's host...)